How do I get caught up like this?

I'm not sure exactly how I landed where I am, but I'm here. Trying to make lemonade.

There is this girl, we're from the same small town in that same small island. We have similar friends. I always knew who she was, but she didn't know me. We never so much as spoke in all my years on that same small island. However, many years later, she's married to my friend. And actually he's not soo much my friend now as he is my ex-bestfriend's ex. I don't hold it against him, life happens. She's (the ex-best-friend) happily married now and so is he. As life would have it, she is now temporarily staying with a good friend of mine for a little while. So... now we're friendly. She's about to have a baby. I'd say any day now.

Anyhow, my good friend decided that we should have a small baby shower for her. Didn't he get the memo? Baby showers and I don't fair well. We all see the disaster that happened after the last one. Anyhow, all of a sudden... people.are.calling.ME!! Asking me when is the shower and what are the details of said shower. ME?

So here I am at 3:25a.m. online looking up babyshower games to play tomorrow at the shower for my exbestfriendsexboyfriendscurrentwife when I have to be up at 6:00a.m. to take my mom to the airport. (Did you all see the "sex" in the middle of the description??) How did I get here?