Useless fact about me #502: Descriptions

I suck at them. Seriously!

My short term memory is shot to begin with, so if someone comes in here and leaves... I can't remember what the hell it is that they were wearing. Then if you ask me to describe someone... forget it. It's just like that police sketch of a serial rapist on the news... could be just about anyone!

I can tell you the basics. Tall or short, fat or thin, white or black. But in the middle, it gets hazy. I can't tell you what is considered light skinned or dark skinned unless it's the extreme. And I definitely can't describe a nose unless its bulbous or thin. Thats it.

It's not that I don't know adjectives. I do. I just can't string them along properly to give an accurate description of someone. I can describe objects though.